KC

My favourite plural of octopus🐙 is Octopodes, although Octonaughts is a pretty close second. Scottish,🏴󠁧 Lazy Learner, Small business owner, Nerf enthusiast.

[KC @shintengo]

I am so glad I am not American because I know my autism would be the gun kind if I was.

[KC @shintengo]

@LloydsBank I need a pdf statement. I just want the process to be easy. I don't have a lot of time for admin work so I need this relatively simple ask to be easier

[KC @shintengo]

@LloydsBank why is it so incredibly difficult to get statements from you.

1: your virtual assistant is shit and every time I try and download them it directs me to someone who tells me to use the virtual assistant.

2: why isn't there a dedicated button for statements

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Make your process simpler otherwise I will not stay with you.

All other banks are welcome to contact me if you can offer me an easier way to access my monthly statements.

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3: I pay for business banking I need things to be as smooth as possible

4: why can't you just email the statements to me in a passworded pdf so I can send directly to my accountants.

I need them now but being a business owner I am literally pulled everywhere all the time

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Follow me on blue sky

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@madhatterbekkah Honestly. I get it. I spent two years alone after leaving the church. However I now have a new community, and it's come through climbing. I honestly can't recommend the hobby enough.

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I am considerably more productive at night than I am in the day. You get me working from 8pm-midnight. And you won't get me off the computer.

But in the day. I am the most easily distracted person in the world.

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Trump got 2 million less votes in the 2024 election than he did in the last.

The democratic party got 11 million less votes, almost a 6th of the entire turn out last time.

If you chose not to vote because of Israel then you have just signed Palestine's death warrant

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I got asked to speak at a careers conference at a local highschool hahaha....

Wait no. That's actually such a good idea!

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@enya_parper @steelershockey Enya. This is a hockey match.

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Watching an entire stadium taunt discount Clark Kent has been the highlight of my night #steelershockey

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My favourite question of the day.

"Are you an adult?"

A child who was at my nerf party.

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@enya_parper I used to do that as a kid. It annoyed the crap out of my mother. I don't think I do it anymore though.

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I am glad the gays are getting a marvel show. You guys deserve it.

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Honestly. I think JD Vance might be in danger is Trump loses the election by a landslide. His MAGA followers are nuts and have already blamed one vice president fir something he didn't do.

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I am in the process of learning that I might be autistic. I have recognised quite a few symptoms including my aversion to food, my difficulty with social cues, my frustration with morality and fairness.

But also when someone asks me if I want to do something and i just say no.

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How can my mum, who does not have any emotions can emojis better than me. 😑

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I am thinking about volunteering at a children's hospice i was at last week. I love kids, have the time and need more social interaction.

But this is a place kids go to die. And I am worried it would destroy me.

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There must be something intrinsically deeper that causes this absolute fear of commitment.

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Oh look someone fancies me.

Me: lets try and scare them away...

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The problem is. I am not sure where it all started. It could be my parents marriage because it really wasn't healthy. Or it could have neen the first time I got dumped.

By text, the day before my 18th

But i see so many people whose parents have shitty marriage and bad breakups