$TSLA desperation: They printed a chart showing record-low cost per vehicle with chart crimes (LEFT), without mentioning record low prices (RIGHT).
Fun fact: $TSLA car prices are down 24% since Q4 2022 versus only a 12% drop in cost/unit.
Dan Loeb owns tons of $TSLA.
You know how $TSLA plunged today upon the release of that horrible earnings report?
Well beginning at EXACTLY 4:20PM "someone" bought it like crazy and took it from $378 to $406.
"Someone" at 420. "Someone."
@GordonJohnson19@DeanSheikh1 Grok - "EM admitted in call - Teslas with HDW 3, sold to customers promising full FSD capabilities, would require hardware upgrade to fully unlock features. Was contentious becoz Tesla & EM have suggested that no upgrade would be necessary for Teslas to achieve full autonomy."
@GordonJohnson19@DeanSheikh1 No independent verification. They know the media will run with this story. Media sites and influencers will regurgitate this nonsense until the average person believes it to be true because everyone they know is talking about it. Rinse and repeat.
What to know what a big chunk of $TSLA's Q4 income was (besides 25% of it being emission credits that will likely disappear)?
"$0.6B mark-to-market gain on digital assets"
Yup, they booked unrealized Bitcoin gains into profits.
@TripleClones@thunderf00t Inconceivable. Tesla has an unblemished track record. Elon will compensate every effected customer when this is brought to his attention. Lol. Ha ha ki ki ki.