lara harriger

writer, thief, plumber, allusionist. remember - scavenger is not a pejorative.

[lara harriger @shinymagpie]

@BettyBowers Expelling MoC before they’ve been convicted is not necessarily a precedent you want to set. Imagine how the republicans would behave if a democrat was indicted… even if they were later exonerated.

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@engineering_bae I have to go with her. She’s not capable of navigating an airport alone anymore. As much as she insists that she is… she isn’t and the ensuing panic isn’t worth the time saved in the Pre-check line. Sigh.

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@PretzelCo Drop me one?

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@tressiemcphd Walking away money… every women should have enough for a plane ticket to her sister’s and first and last for a new apartment. Minimum.

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@postsecret @Reddit I just want to know what’s with the sloppy shorts and flip-flop guys and perfectly dressed women. If I’m going to go to all that effort to look good the least he can do is real slacks and shoes with toes. I’m not even going to ask for laces, loafers will do.

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Out today… a night time poem in Ghost City Review.

Take some time to spend some time with poetry. Lots of great work in here folks! https://t.co/QXxca8wZ5W

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@postsecret “come off as”? There’s no mere appearance here. They ARE just rich white guys whining about not being able to get away with the usual crap. Nothing more.

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@Nnedi A woman I admire in the dog training world recently said “Being kind isn’t an endorsement of someone. You can always be kind.” This is exactly that, being kind.

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I ordered some prints and some stickers from @JonCarling last week. They came yesterday. Perfectly packed with extra postcards and hand drawn thank you pictures. So pleased!! Go look at his website and order charming things.

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@MeanestTA Librarian who has to sing the alphabet song…

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@bunsenbernerbmd Hi I’m Patsy. I’m the toughest bitch in the puppy pen.

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@bunsenbernerbmd This is Trouble. Aptly named. She’s a Babydoll Southdown.

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@FairLilith3 I recently switched to ear buds to save space. I hate them. Not the sound quality or anything. But people can’t tell you have them in and they expect you to hear and answer their inane attempts at conversation. No! I am listening to loud music to drown out your very being.

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@justin_karcher @GhostCityPress This is so fuckin’ cool!

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@justin_karcher @GhostCityPress I hope you enjoyed it!

[lara harriger @shinymagpie]

Out today: Loose Change https://t.co/Cdf1k0R6e1. With love and gratitude to my teachers and fellow poets. @sethrosenbloom, @ilya_poet, @CPhillipsPoet, and @erinbelieu, and so many others. Thank you, Lara H.

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@EvanAxelbank @HC_Richardson You mean the Clinton-Trump debate, don’t you? If Trump gets the dignity of being referred to by his last name so should Ms. Clinton. Don’t infantalize her.

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@bunsenbernerbmd This is Peach. He had his right front leg amputated after a very bad break. He’s taken to sneaking down stairs to eat the dog food. Losing a leg isn’t going to stand in the way of tasty, tasty raw dog food.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Patsy, napping. 11 weeks old, 16 pounds, knows all the words to Baby Shark.

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@bunsenbernerbmd No, I own cats. Snacking on faces is definitely on the agenda.