Lucas "El" León

All the Seattle teams ⚾️🥅🏈 and I swear a lot. Donald Trump is the worst.

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

Just once, I wanted to see someone say "I don't have a question. Fuck you" and they just leave.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Dumocrats. D-U-M. They go on television and say, oh well this is just like the Obama nuclear deal. This is the exact opposite.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

"A lot of people don't know that."

[CatoTheYounger @catoletters]

@HQNewsNow

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

"bUT iF YOu StAnd iT oN tHe SiDe iTs TaLLeR tHaN TaLL BuILdiNgS"

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

That guy isn't human

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

One of the wildest stats in sports:

This is the 46TH CONSECUTIVE SEASON in which a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has appeared in the Stanley Cup Final.

This year, it's Golden Knights defenseman Rasmus Andersson, who played with Jágr in Calgary in 2017-18.

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

I'd vote this guy into the White House next

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

We've been doing the license plate game for 2 years, 3 now to go and they're random as fuck. Rhode Island, Vermont, and Delaware. 🫠

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

It bugs me that there are thousands of songs out there I'd LOVE but will never hear. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

Grandpa needs a diaper change and bed.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Most people don't know that dumb ends in a B"

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

I hope the Hurricanes beat the brakes off the Knights.

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

I think Baby needs a nap...

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump just posted a full-blown essay melting down over today’s federal court ruling requiring his name to be removed from the Kennedy Center and preventing him from shutting it down. Trump blames Barack Obama and the “Radical Left” while declaring he’s no longer interested in running the institution.

A historic crash out.

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

Well...cue the people who understand the assignment.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance: You can't boo me. I'm the Vice President of the United States

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

@HQNewsNow It's like throwing a party every time Billy Madison goes up a grade.

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

So not 100 thousand?

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Construction is officially underway at The White House for UFC Freedom Fights 250. Workers were seen on Monday assembling what appeared to be a lighting structure as crews begin building a temporary arena.

The June 14 card is expected to host roughly 5,000 invited guests and is being described as the first professional sporting event ever held at the White House. The date also coincides with President Trump’s 80th birthday.

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

War didn't have to happen and how about them Epstein files, you no wars running shit-ass?

[Money Ape @TheMoneyApe]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST GAVE A MEMORIAL DAY SPEECH.

"IN TWO WARS RECENTLY, WE'VE LOST A TOTAL OF 13 SERVICE MEMBERS."

VENEZUELA: "COMPLETE AND TOTAL VICTORY."

IRAN: "WE LOST 13 WONDERFUL SOULS."

HERE'S WHAT HE SAID NEXT... see below

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

Nixon was in office the last time the Knicks won a ring 🤣

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

Canes and Canadiens...whoever wins... GET THE GODDAMN CUP

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

We already knew this, but JESUS CHRIST, THE ENERGY OF A FOUR YEAR OLD 🫠

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

@unusual_whales Dan Quayle couldn't put it better

[Lucas "El" León @shinystuffff]

@PaulVirzi I'm kinda on the Knicks bandwagon right now. I called NYK vs OKC at the beginning of the playoff, if the refs stay neutral, I think NY crushes. But what do I know? The Sonics have been gone for 20 years 🤷🏻‍♂️