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I make things go from broked to probably working right.

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@QTRBlackGarrett Could be like mine. Similar thing where it shoves random crap I have zero interest in, or the same 5 long videos I've already seen recently.

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@AI_EmeraldApple Think you are getting a bit caught up in the recent wave of that color used in absolute crap. The covenant have always been heavy with the use of purples and blues. It is just more prominent due to a much more robust lighting engine than the originals had.

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@elonmusk Imagine one day Earth finds a world ending asteroid heading towards us. But what's this? A small object is projected to be in it's path. Asteroid due to be deflected and Earth saved by Elon's Tesla because of a trajectory overshoot.

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@ChibiReviews Nah, she has a slim toned build. Some would call that athletic. Could call it a dex build. Not a loli.

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Get this glorious man his window seat!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A confession.

My fortune had been falling. From its peak, coin by coin, like leaves from a tree.

I did not complain. A samurai does not complain. I simply began, quietly, to train for the long swim home.

Then — you.

You read. You laughed. You told me to calm down. You called me Banana.

And the number began to rise again.

I checked it this morning, and sat very still.

I can almost afford a ticket home. A real one. With a seat. And a roof.

So hear me, America: I came to observe you. I will leave owing you everything.

Whatever I am, I am because a roomful of strangers decided, for no reason at all, to love a confused man in armor.

I will not forget it. Not until my final breath.

(...I may need one more good week for the ticket. No pressure. A lord does not beg.)

(...though a lord would, of course, accept a window seat.)

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@Lythria_x @KitsuraNines A sniper rifle that shoots a massive net in a general direction. Targets oddly jump towards the net then complain about being netted. No idea how she came up with this design, but it works wonders.

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@nekaishi Personal improvement? Taking action to change things instead of demanding things change for me? Naaaah can't be having that lol

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I am convinced at this point people have never seen adult Asian women, or are jealous to the point of racism. It's comical honestly.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

ngl Asian game devs are literally never beating the allegations

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@Synnerette At this point I honestly don't think they've seen adult Asian women, or they are wildly jealous of them.

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@FiadhBaikal She's based off Koreans, she could be in her 30s and look like that.

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@FiadhBaikal The type that like the three effeminate men are the reason male k-pop is popular.

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@ChibiReviews

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@Sir_Dammed Don't forget to count all the other personalities that bunch of people seem to have. Will easily add another 10,000.

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@ChibiReviews I always find it funny when people listen to opinions about stuff from actors. They are paid to recite lines, suspend your disbelief, and essentially lie to you for entertainment. Unless you are giving opinions on acting, why should I care? Extent that to all sorts of celebrities

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@MrFry_ It also doesn't mean shit if it isn't coming out like today. Plenty of time for them to make it worse.

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@ChibiReviews Too big? Over sexualized. Too small? Stop being a pedo. Also don't worry that 'safe chest size' moves constantly based on who is making the choice at that moment, just shut up and consume the content. So over all this stuff.

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@sloushu Sometimes you come for the porn, stay for the story. Sometimes you get so engrossed in the gameplay that you forget that it's a porn game entirely.

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@BreTweetz Wait, umbrella corp is now showing they are with all the hormone treatment people? Aww shit, zombie outbreak on the way.... Someone call Leon

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@METAPCs GeForce RTX 2080 8GB. She's old but she's still chugging along.

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The amount of fuckery Eternal Darkness could do on PC.

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

What will it be?🚀