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[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

Selling Tesla to buy SpaceX before the merger? Do the math first. 🚀

This is my situation:

If I sell $10k of $TSLA (oldest shares, up 64%):
• Norwegian tax on the gain (37.84%): about $1,480
• About $8,520 left to buy $SPCX

If I hold and SpaceX buys Tesla at a 30% premium:
• That $10k becomes about $13,000 in SpaceX, with no tax paid yet

Break-even: SpaceX has to rise 52.5% before the merger, with Tesla flat. From $145, that's about $221.

Above $221, swapping wins. Below it, holding Tesla wins.

Are you swapping or holding? 👇

Not financial advice.

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@DavidMoss Will we see 500 today?

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

How long until Google just gives up on Waymo? They are just as dead as Uber. Tick tock..

[Texas Autonomous Vehicle Tracker @texasavtracker]

NEW: Tesla Robotaxi just added 4 Tesla Cybercabs to its fleet. The Texas fleet now stands at 931 vehicles.

Live tracker: https://t.co/ri0WMLRhCQ

Tracker powered by @EVject

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@AlexanderKr Saudi’s? They only know oil.

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@SPCXWallet @AlexanderKr No. GDP exploding. Will easily grow out of debt now.

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@dermot_ie Hehe yes.

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

FSD Buyers Anonymous, Norway chapter. 🇳🇴

Weekly meeting. Strong coffee, heart-shaped waffles, and a room full of people who paid for Full Self-Driving years ago.

Still waiting. 🚗

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@alexsdailyhisto They won’t let you get a word in for 3 minutes. That’s the issue. You almost have to be rude 😅

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@dermot_ie I retire in 16 years. I hope FSD will get here before that time comes 😅

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

Is "Teslaphile" a real diagnosis yet, or are we still calling it "just really liking my car"? 🤔

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@SPCX100T I am 25% SPCX, 75% Tesla, would you change it?

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

"Self-driving Tesla kills man" — then you read the comments.

A few years ago: "I'll never get in one of those."
Now: almost all defending FSD and questioning the outlet.

Something has changed in public opinion.

Quiet sea-change. 👀

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@TrackerPace Thanks 🙏 😂

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

Norwegian customs had a feeling about this one. 🇩🇰➡️🇳🇴

"Anything to declare?"
"No, no… just software." 👀

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@OverlyTrev Correct. I added one SpaceX yesterday. From 100 shares to 101 😅
Normally I hate ruining nice round numbers but, what the heck. It will be 5x in 3 years.

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

Agreed, it’s a solid offer. The catch is that overpaying for Tesla would likely weigh on SpaceX’s valuation in the near term (that $200 could trade closer to $150 for a while).
By 2H 2027 and into 2028, though, Tesla’s standalone valuation should be at or above $690. That’s when SpaceX should really re-rate higher on the back of the income contribution and the full merger synergies.

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@Silverwrx1 For free?

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@SuperMarioZa Yes. It will follow the EU vote as or officials have said.

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@MoodSpaceX It’s been a lifetime 😂

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@torgeirstoen Let’s hope soon! 🙏

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

Some guy driving a car registered to the company I work for swung his door into mine and left a scrape and a dent. It needs a repaint, about $1,000 total, and he just drove off.

Sentry cam caught everything.
I sent the clip to my boss, who replied: "Get it fixed, we'll pay."
Thank God for Sentry cam 📹🙏

[Norwegian Nerd @ShipGeneration]

@wholemars Just like the prophets foretold.