Charlie Di Lalla

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

How a bird goin to shit on my car right after a car wash? Smh

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

when I hear a leaf blower after 8pm, it spawns a special sort of rage in me. I try to push it down, keep it at bay……. But one of these days, I’m going to snap.

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

If you’re getting sandwiches at papa Johns, seek help

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

Has anyone had the new and improved @BurgerKing whopper??

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

@cavs how are you not using TI’s new song as your intro? That’s a layup guys ….

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

@CleGuardians the name change to Gaurdians was weak sauce. Should have been spiders. That’s all. Big swing and miss there. Make it right! It’s not too late!

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

@ThisIsJay216 Where are the no home run bets? Can’t find em

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

Saw a women with a “my dog is my child” hat. Is that meant to antagonize parents of actual children, or is it just full blown narcissism ?

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

If team #Venezuela wins do they go to the White House?

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

@FDSportsbook that fake crown noise as your ad break background sound is unbearable. Be better

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

Against tanking teams, Evan Mobley looks #elite.

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

#sade and #philcollins aren’t in the @rockhall ??!!

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

@ESPNCleveland Kind of like having a statue of thome

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They should have just one regular person from each country compete in these events as a wild card sub category @Olympics

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

@joeschroeder Please Tell me that’s a xxl and too big for you to complete the look

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

Possibly one of the worst Januarys’ I’ve ever recorded in my life. Grade: F-

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

@Browns I’m shocked at vrabels success. Did not see that coming.

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

Seeing which neighbor it is being wheeled out on a stretcher into an ambulance

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

Checking to see who’s making my sausage egg McMuffin

[Charlie Di Lalla @shipherd]

Looking at my 1 foot putt