Smidgely

Retvrn of Smidge
Я понимаю по-русски очень плохо.

(Everything is satire.)

Address all complaints to my secretary.

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@nicholasofronto "it is hard to do laundry every few days, and proceed to participate in the zen practice of folding t-shirts."

It's one of the most relaxing activities. The foids gone mad.

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@JacoboPeterman "It's *crunch* no longer a *munch munch* laughing situation"

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@JacoboPeterman I'm going to pretend I don't see a glaring problem. (I didn't recolor something obvious)

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@JacoboPeterman

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@JacoboPeterman too skinny.

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@chips_lentil wavy fries*

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@wildgooseALT It's okay there are funny pictures of the discord demon being brutalized on twitter to take your mind off it.

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@ArizonaFren2 @froggy_pot Solid. Спасибо

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@RamblingGroyper There’s also a psychological component. People are less likely to enter empty stores. But if they see people inside, more likely to enter.

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@wombey12 @bigjimbigjimbj @YearOldOnTwit gold star (it needed the color contrast)

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@bigjimbigjimbj @YearOldOnTwit Drop the 'the'

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@bappytweets oh look I found another dino.

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@bappytweets Did you see the dinosaur one?

I think it's a curious phenomenon, but dinosaurs are neat.

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@ALLCAPSPUPPER yes. I must fish for the finer occasion. It's a funny concept, but I need a really silly occasion for the most impact.

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that was a good tweet, but I gotta save that concept for a funnier occasion.

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@mamalahoa Oh I've seen this one before.

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@mamalahoa Oh I've seen this one before.

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@Nugjokes @bumbadum14 @0x49fa98 good point, you're definitely the 1 in 1,500,543. Would you like to buy some redbulls, they're on sale. 3 for 2.

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@BepsiKoler