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we don’t know what happens at rehearsal either

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i hark from the alien capulet family

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no don't die on me-- wait a minute it's okay

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i'm gonna take a little nappy-poo while you find a way out of this shoe

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my main goal in life is to break jojo siwa out of the walls that contain her

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if they can't peek in on me what's the point of going to the bathroom in the first place

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do you see how metro boomin that forehead is

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crazy how you devoured that ice cream when it was full of your weave

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"i'm gonna go take a seat in the port-a-potty"
"i'm gonna go find you"
"can't do it can't do it"

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spit a verse homeboy

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he’s a pretty hairy guy

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are you black or brown? (asking a bear)

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(in reference to what they’re gonna name their child) frederick jr. and if it’s a girl, federick jr.

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dater, are you ready to eliminate one of your meals?

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open the door! save the pretty princess!

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it’s probin’ time!

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hey my totally fertile fraternal twin!

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that hole in the ground there…we only put people there

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you are a bad boy alexei!

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he shoved me into the car and said…“bad boy”…and i’m a good boy!

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i love coke! (the drink)