Need to stop going bouldering with people without boobs b/c they're like “Yeah I’ll solve that for you” and the only thing that would solve it for me is top surgery.
I want to do a presentation night but everyone has to present their suggestions for the ideal new MTA train line. This is my addition I call it the X line and it's pink and definitely flawless
Last night I had a nightmare that I was supposed to read the fourth alliyah on rosh hashana but kept getting too distracted to practice and also it was an ortho synogogue. I woke up in a cold sweat right after the brachot.
I think I need to go to parties or something.
@AlyxBernstein@reylo_canon_lol It did not help that instead of making the first few classes about introducing academic Judaism and setting expectations for common language and pluralism, it cold opened with a divisive topic and an arduously complex text
A degree in Jewish ethics didn’t prepare me for much, but every once in a while, a 7th grader asks “wait, this is off topic but like, why does religion exist?” and I’m **READY**