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rehearsal report quotes: a collection

[shireen @shireenguru]

me: oh. it's a 69% chance of rain tomorrow. you know what that means
nova: oh please don't answer tha-
me: everyone's gonna be wet

[shireen @shireenguru]

nuru: …but the way colors exist with pee and poop

[shireen @shireenguru]

himani: it’s like what you said about the fog machine
me: i said something about a fog machine? wow, i say a lot of things
himani: yes, you do. in fact, i don’t think your mouth ever stops moving

[shireen @shireenguru]

me: what’s your favorite fruit
harry: i don’t really like fruit. my favorite fruit is raisins

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[shireen @shireenguru]

mama: i can’t reach over you; nuru is too vast
nuru: well have you thought maybe it’s because you’re short and not that i’m vast

[shireen @shireenguru]

ambereen: when i was like ten, i ate clam chowder at quincy market, and it changed my life
nuru: LAMB CHOWDER!?!?!?!??

[shireen @shireenguru]

wasiq: this is one gender role i can’t subvert
haniya: so ur racist

[shireen @shireenguru]

mama, looking at the mantle: why is there a spoon here?
baba: ……..it’s a kashmir spoon

[shireen @shireenguru]

ambereen: i wonder how it feels like…to be a…baby

[shireen @shireenguru]

wasiq: unironically, the worst that happened to me academically was being separated from shireen in high school

[shireen @shireenguru]

me: why is his face so square?!??
haniya: i don’t know… because his dad is dead

[shireen @shireenguru]

haniya: only touching on top too? that’s devastating. bichara…..

[shireen @shireenguru]

haniya: what is up with everyone loving ABGs? what about BBGs? give us some love too

[shireen @shireenguru]

himani, looking at nala: you’re so hairy

[shireen @shireenguru]

[watching a clip from jessie]
himani: that brown kid really raised a generation
me: yeah and then his best friend DIED and he FOUND him
himani: ……..HE’S DEAD?!?!?
[one long laughing break later]
himani: i can’t believe he’s dead
me: HE’S NOT

[shireen @shireenguru]

nuru: the first rule of helping mama in the kitchen is that you’re wrong

[shireen @shireenguru]

octavia, on heathers being problematic: have you ever thought about getting over it???
hamilton: as soon as you get over spring awakening

[shireen @shireenguru]

ambereen: i got a text from rat boy and she’s like TWO or THREE and read it and was like “why is a boy texting you?” and i was like “this bitch can READ???”

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

If he was boycotting mcdonalds he wouldnt have been caught, remember this

[shireen @shireenguru]

ambereen: saturday my plans are busy. i’m hanging out with you in the morning, and i have a Liam Payne memorial in the evening.