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they/them or she/her | 23 | 🏳️‍🌈 | that cryptid living in the swamp behind your house.

[sab ✨ @shirewitch]

i am a tired goblin with simple needs. i want my favourite book. i want to be left alone. that is all

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"why do u like corsets so much"
cuz they feel like being hugged real tight and i'm a touch-starved little gremlin next question

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anygays, grocery shopping together as a sign of inimacy and friendship

[sab ✨ @shirewitch]

sometimes you just need to sit by the water's edge and be a siren. maybe "the water's edge" is the bathtub. maybe "being a siren" is just brushing your hair for an inordinate amount of time while dissociating. you're still valid tho. be ur best self

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@dreamingvirtue hshfklshflskds 1st of all thank u yes i love it 2nd of all it'S 6AM GO BACK TO SLEEP

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@dreamingvirtue every city where the forrest isn't within walking distance is a big city luci

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living in the big city means there's no forrest within walking distance and that makes me bone-crunchingly uncomfortable

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@dreamingvirtue bc it's round. that's necessarily a different surface area, doofus <3 i know we have established ure jared, 19 but this is getting embarrassing sweaty
:))

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"troubled aristocrat with homosexual tendencies," my header says like my working class ancestors aren't rolling in their graves at the mere suggestion that i could've been anything but a lowly washer woman pining for my mistress and dying at the ripe old age of 23 in a past life

[sab ✨ @shirewitch]

@dreamingvirtue trick question!! bc circles are round >:3 obv

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@dreamingvirtue i am not explaining language shifts to u AGAIN why don't you go back to ur easy lil science while i deal w the complex stuff ok c:

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@dreamingvirtue *shakespearE
,,,,,,,, that YOU of all ppl ,, hsgdhsjskk

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dropping in after i stopped existing for a while there but hey yo if you like soothing piano music go check out my cousin's new channel? he's rly good and rly excited abt music Go Have A Listen

https://t.co/oth7wansbJ

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@dreamingvirtue yes clearly? now i'm even doubting ur science skills :(

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you ever just need to sit down at a spinning wheel and,, make some yarn

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@dreamingvirtue yes exactly?? oh sorry i forgot that in The Science TM they don't teach reading comprehension 😔😔😔

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@dreamingvirtue that's cuz you're The Science TM,,,,,,, meanwhile i live in the real world

[sab ✨ @shirewitch]

my kink is watching US businesses absolutely fucken fail in other countries

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ovid: and they were crewmates
me: oh my god they were crewmates