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Listen, Jack

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@maxkatz515 Except there isn't any split...

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@carrtmannn It's the politics equivalent of not running out a ground ball.

No, that itself doesn't lose you a ballgame but it reflects that the organization is poorly coached.

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@Denisesmlm @WonderKing82 Pipe down and go lick some centrist boots

https://t.co/QVPbFQ31K2

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@GalSharptongoat @AwardsDaily you realize Ben only became right wing because he failed at breaking into Hollywood to start his career.

he's been chasing this the whole time dipshit.

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@mattvanswol He'd spit in your fucking face for being a Nazi cunt if he were alive today.

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@adamcarolla I heard she had a butthole the size of a mason jar

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@FrostyTakes maybe they like having fire and police departments and civil services?

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@seanspicer

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@WonderKing82 Leadership: fuck you, you'll never pass a bill with our votes

Rubes: Look at how few bills these people have passed!

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@InezFeltscher kind of like extolling the virtues of the free market economy but never subjecting yourself to said market?

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@willchamberlain can you read?

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@ReubenR80027912 @FeelsLlc did you let your dad steal your phone, or are you a fucking boomer?

"zEndaYa iSnT aS fAmOuS aS BuLloCk wAs"

Zendaya has 176M followers on Instagram alone. ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX MILLION.

Fame today globally DWARFS any other era of global monoculture.

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@FeelsLlc @ReubenR80027912 Zendaya is a true A-lister whose first credit is some kid's TV show in 2011

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@infantrydort @katyjohnson30 ^ Adam D'Ortona before he (allegedly) cracks open a six pack and beats his wife

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@KennyDeanT @not_robbins https://t.co/czp6oewEma

[House Democrats @HouseDemocrats]

PETE HEGSETH OUT NOW.

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@mattvanswol your kids are gonna be in a migrant caravan after you can't put food on the table anymore.

you had your 15 minutes, nobody cares anymore bro.

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@carrtmannn Listen to the excuses you will twist yourself into pretzels to accept. At what point will you accept they're punking you directly to your face?

"We just didn't score to take the lead with 1:00 left because they'd just score again anyway"

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@TerryWatkinsJr1 "I think it's my job to do things for politicians, not the other way around" is a lot easier to type

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@David_Mauricioo Makes it even weirder that they couldn't whip 11 sitting Congresspeople who know how to vote and when votes occur

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Centrists discuss anything without IDpol challenge

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