Jean-Claude Van Dahlkoetter 🌙

[Jean-Claude Van Dahlkoetter 🌙 @shishafrat]

@RealHacksawJim #hoooooooooooo

[Jean-Claude Van Dahlkoetter 🌙 @shishafrat]

Yeah, I’m like a fat @VancityReynolds, but sexier. More dad body-er.

[Jean-Claude Van Dahlkoetter 🌙 @shishafrat]

@mattrife Hey man. I couldn’t get tickets to your Omaha show. In fact, I can’t see when you’re coming to town. Anyways, if you want to hit up the gym while you’re here, I hit you covered.

[Jean-Claude Van Dahlkoetter 🌙 @shishafrat]

Hey @elonmusk

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@GreenexPestCtrl Could I please have someone contact me about my sick dogs and inability to cancel my membership.

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@Wendys Trev Alberts drove into work yesterday with deFROST on high. Our FROST advisory has ended. Where are the FROSTy tweets? #toosoon #questionmark #frosty #defrost #wheresthefrosty #canigetasideoffrieswiththat #doublequestionmark

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@LastWeekTonight did you see this? https://t.co/i29XYb4LWr

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@ufc What in the Fight Club ending was that??? #youdontknowwhereivebeenlou

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I’m tardy to the social media party. Has @drinkLMNT used this meme yet?

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@ufc No matter what happens tonight, the winner is @brucebuffer and his tux.

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I still hold a firm belief that in the wake of Hollywood remakes, they should cast @FatboySlim as Doc Brown. #greatscott #onepointtwoonegigawatts

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Someone get @diplo Look at this Dino work. #dinosthattwerk #Dinosthatwork

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@TeamBandL @netskymusic I just found that mix this last weekend and it has been on repeat since then.

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@netskymusic Last weekend I came across your #BrowniesandLemonade mix from LA from July this year. It’s been on repeat since.

[Grant Roscoe 🌙 @GrantRoscoe]

Savings accounts are canceled.

Stop settling for 0.06% APY.

With @crescent_app, you earn 100x more interest than your old bank.

Why you should dump your traditional savings 👇🏽

[Jean-Claude Van Dahlkoetter 🌙 @shishafrat]

@Runza With the breakfast craze amongst foodie joints, how come we don’t have a breakfast runza?? They say it’s the most important meal of the day

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@hulu_support Seems to be a nationwide problem with playback. On the roku we have error code: P-DEV320 unique error id: fa1c8322-84bd-4205-9c9b-d9605164ddaa

[Jean-Claude Van Dahlkoetter 🌙 @shishafrat]

@USC1620

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@VerizonSupport I’m trying to fix an order screw up but no one is around to fix it