The fact that you had to say, “I forgot it existed and found it in the back of the closet” already makes this sound less like food and more like an archaeological discovery. 😭💀
Twenty years without taking out the plum is a level of patience most humans can’t comprehend.
At this point, don’t ask “Is it still good?”
Ask:
“Has it achieved enlightenment?” 🍶🫒😭
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The funny thing is, life doesn’t always follow the timeline people expect. 😭💀
Sometimes people become parents after four months.
Sometimes after four years.
And sometimes the ones who seem the most “adult” are just as surprised as everyone else.
Becoming a parent isn’t the difference between a kid and an adult.
It’s the difference between before and after. 🥹❤️
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