Akshat

not a rich kid with some really good friends

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Post an orignal tweet :
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Post something extremely common :
Dude A: Bro mai Shanivar ko nails cut nahi karta
Dude B: Bro bhaari relatable, ye le 15K likes and 10K RT's

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I should stop underestimating the work I need to get done and also stop overestimating my work ethic

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Maybe the traders are onto something

[🅰️ THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE YOUR WORLD CHAMPIONS @abzMCFC___]

losing to a Christopher Nolan movie 😭😭💔

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@madmufasa Suckerpunch their asses

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That awkward pause after the first stanza of "Happy Birthday" because you have no clue what weird ass continuation someone might sing

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Enjoy the rest of your day
v/s
Enjoy the rest of your days

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@thakkarhet This popped up on my feed recently

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@rish_space Chill and pretty until I build a death coaster

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@peeleraja Because of the 10lbs of cheese they will put on it

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When you end your email with "Please reach out if you have additional questions" and they reach out with additional questions

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@madmufasa Check in your carry on for free since they're out of bin space

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@_narmit I tried blackseed oil + coconut oil, it helped but it does smell so you'd want to stay in that day

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@_narmit Acceptance

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@dhruvjadav007 Our goats

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@dhruvjadav007 My goat

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The existence of hypocrisy implies that there exists a hypercrisy

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I love sleeping in complete darkness

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Hot Pizza > Cold Pizza > Room temperature Pizza

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The amount of oregano that I put on a pizza slice would kill a victorian era kid

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IM CRYINGGSJNDHJDS😭😭😭😭😭