steve hamburger

25 | just sat on my balls | oof owie ouch

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

I'm like if a white boy was totally cool and normal and didn't have any autism at all

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

hurling the bowling ball directly into the 19 year old employee and then looking at my date like this

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

she maccing on my Donald till I cheeseburger

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I'm think i having.. a boner??

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

@ooercaV20H2 damn I thought everyone forgot about rucka

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

@palearab should I watch it? I need a new show to binge

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

Australian man just complimented my American accent?? Hello??

Californians don’t have an accent. The western world looks to California for the most neutral American English.

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

white people be like: my doctor gave me fentanyl because I sunburn too easily

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

I study dudes balls like some people study birth charts

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@asifoncue I am not American and also homeless, hope this helps👍

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

@palearab I miss menthols, Canada blows

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@frogs4girls this is everything

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@victryena the fish flops go hard

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@frogs4girls heyyyy lol

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

Chinese cigarette. Ukranian vodka. Austrian handgun. death to America.

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

I need someone evil to die so I can crack open my expensive scotch

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

with my butthole. is that what you wanted to hear?

[Pepsi @pepsi]

how do you drink Pepsi 🤔

[s! @palearab]

to the beautiful woman i keep exchanging glances with across the platform.. i love u..

[steve hamburger @shitFricker]

@victryena holy shit let's go