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I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of this game!

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Man... That doesn't taste good with cake...( after chugging a beer)

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Call me jazzy jazz feet #doughtyneedstwitter

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Tastes like almost burnt toast, or a bagel...

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You going to be cold? No il just do push ups or something.

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Could you imagine sitting on that thing? Speaking about Texas mickeys

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I will do Cart wheels home

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I wish I had a twitch, so my nickname could be twitch
#cowilove #bangarang #ehteam

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And it's not even a good tribal tattoo it looks like a demented zebra that was born from a crack whore zebra

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@ShitOurBFFsSay did they hit on you? No
Why?
Cause they rode harleys

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@ShitOurBFFsSay if you swallow water your just gunna get full

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That made me sweat yelling that hard

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I dunno I tripped on my straw!

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I sometimes drive with my windshield wipers off in the rain to practice my drunk driving skills

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Casey- where is the sign not to go?
James- inn my handd (in gods voice)

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Yo yo yo yo yo check out my grilz bitch!!!

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I'm going to be vegetarian, and a brownietarian, and a meatatarian, I'm going to be a weedasaurusrex