Shit Alyssa Says

from Alyssa's mouth, to our ears, to this Twitter

[Shit Alyssa Says @shit_alyssa]

*Quick everyone scream so I can take a snapchat*

[Shit Alyssa Says @shit_alyssa]

I ❤️ parking

[l y s s 🦋 @alyssaa_jill]

when your schools mascot is a cock

[l y s s 🦋 @alyssaa_jill]

I'm going to take that as a yes

[Shit Alyssa Says @shit_alyssa]

@alyssaa_jill phineas and ferb have sum advice

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Did u hear the lady she says she wants to be asked to prom cmon guys ur already late!!!!

[l y s s 🦋 @alyssaa_jill]

highkey ask me to prom

[l y s s 🦋 @alyssaa_jill]

lowkey really wanna be asked to prom

[Shit Alyssa Says @shit_alyssa]

*slap*

[Claudia @claudes_edell]

please stop alyssa @alyssaa_jill @shit_alyssa

[l y s s 🦋 @alyssaa_jill]

finally got the courage to get my ears pierced💎

[Shit Alyssa Says @shit_alyssa]

*talks in a southern accent*
"Alyssa you're not southern"
*talks in a southern accent*
"What are yall talking about?!!"

[r a c h 🤍 @JetteRach]

@shit_alyssa "once I took four birth control pills at once"

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We dare you to eat wasabi

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I have absolutely no words for this