Shit Kayla Kayl Says

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"When I gained the freshman 15 it went mostly to my feet"

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"Meat loaf scares me"

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"I think I sprained my thigh"

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

*takes a bite of salami* "EW THAT TASTES LIKE OLD MAN SKIN"

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"I can't even say pepperoni when I'm drunk"

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"Can we go to Walmart? I know where everything is. This isn't my first fire drill. Wait I meant rodeo."

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 700 friends"

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

@kaylakayl @BrittanyLee39 who's Katie

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"OK BRITTANY POMEGRANATE" (she couldn't pronounce Brittany Pomerenke)

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

*talking to dominos worker* "will you marry me? You have a girlfriend!! Fuck that bitch!!"

[blach👩🏾 @rachel_fieds7]

@shit_kayl

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"If my phone doesn't turn on in 3..2..1.. I'm gonna 3..2..throw my phone."

[Shit Kayla Kayl Says @shit_kayl]

"I'm so rich I can't even breathe"