Shit Seb Says

mi casa es sea casa

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I kinda miss smc man. I was the king over there, everyone knew me

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*in line at Howlin’s talking to a stranger*

“i slept with my mom till I was ten “

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you guys made me take a QB cuz yall dont like my self

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my head hurts i think im gonna go to urban care

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i just had the best tacos of my life

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Seb has Yeezys

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why dont they https://t.co/aHNfdfBErA

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why don’t they play big girls don’t cry by fergie at the club??

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do you see this fucking zest?!

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bro i just baked a pie.. the juice was squeezed fresh!

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ok the ed sheeran version of xo tour life is harder than the original

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your brain is on a skillet do you realize that!

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if i was homeless the only thing i'd really need is a juul

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@nadjaranieri

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*throws sandwich on floor* Its disintegratable!!

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Seb just yelled "SPANK ME!" in the middle of the Four Seasons

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@neginkarrari sick

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I'm nice at violin but its too nice to bring it out in front of unworthy people, im still homies with my old teacher he just had a baby

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@Danieelllaaa looks like a constipated monkey from the wizard of oz

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I pooped my pants on an airplane