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I thought people with the same name all had to be similar to each other #shitstefsays

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Her gallbladder?? Removed???? Doesn’t she need that to pee?? #shitstefsays

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I thought it was cream on the top #shitstefsays

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Look at these ducks crossing the road “Stef those are geese” What’s the difference??

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Is your foot below your ankle or above it? #shitstefsays

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"You thought they were trees that decided to stop growing...?" Yeah, otherwise they'd be really tall. #shitstefsays

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"No they grow on bushes..." I thought those were the same thing #shitstefsays

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Don't jalapeños grow on trees? #shitstefsays

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Don't all trees have acorns? #shitstefsays

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Are cavities contagious? #shitstefsays

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"Stef do you know what an EMS is?" Isn't that the thing that measures your heart? #shitstefsays

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Cark #shitstefsays

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Isn't the Congo in Poland? "No?! Where do you think Poland is?" By the North Pole...I thought Congo was a state in Poland... #shitstefsays

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"We played with real birdies in the Congo" ...like penguins? #shitstefsays

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*pulls out dollar* This dollar is from Houston, Massachusetts....no wait.....Boston, Massachusetts... #shitstefsays

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Alabama is a city...isn't it our capital? #shitstefsays

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What are those Celtics that Luther didn't like? "What?" *5 minutes later* RELICS! #shitstefsays

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Portugal is in South America right? #shitstefsays

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Colosa Perez and Jake Estefany...who are they, do they even go here? #shitstefsays

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You have a home #shitstefsdadsays