shitwesay

Just atypical couple. We all think some shit, we just don’t say it.

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THIS 🙌🏼

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“Cheese can’t become wiz until blessed by a sorcerer”

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“It’s like two feet holding hands”

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“That’s a nice car wash you got there..............................................................................................................................................................................yea it’s gonna f*cking rain now” - Mother Nature probably......

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In an office setting, never say “nikkity kick” out loud. It won’t go over well. Try it in private first.

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Crahmie bahns

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These are the......awkwardliest, creamy beans. Cremay behns. Crrrrrayyymayy bains.....

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These are the......awkwardliest, creamy beans. Cremay behns. Crrrrrayyymayy bains.....

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Who decided to use capital letters; like yea that word is good but we’re gonna make this one a BIG letter. And it’s gonna look different than the little one sometimes too...

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This tweet is f*club’ terrible...

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Bro geese are no f*club’ joke dude

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Drunk Him - that girls got boundaries, and you need to Lewis & Clark that shit

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Old Her from NY - my fatha one time he told me nothin cuz he was neva around...

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Her - when can we fart around each other?
Him - not yet, I wanna preserve the romance