Alex Hoffman

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

@TheKatherKid yeah?

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

I LOVE the Dodgers!!!!

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

I'm SO hammered!!!

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

Sentimental 4 Bailey #Sentimental #bauley #la #yah

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

"please delete that last tweet"

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

@shitalechofsays she is my muse, my flame. My sole reason for life in a world of darkness.

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

Making plans to see my Bailey this summer! #gonnamissthis #seeyousoonboo

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

Melvin Gordon to the Chargers!! #OhMyGod #ImHyperventilating #ThankYouLord

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

@JakeNBake54 @ahoff35 my heart will quit its aching once i return to Madison, for I will be reunited with my maiden Bailey #baileymaiden

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

Bailey and I watched The Notebook last night. Finally have someone to share my favorite movie with. #WeCriedTogether #SoulMates

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

Have you seen my "The Strokes" T-Shirt? #Lostmyshirt #myfavoriteband

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

Bailey
Bailay
Balay
BaLA
L.A
#Cali #Coachella

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

Last night was a great time for ghost stories

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

@SportsCenter there's cheetah fast, there's Andrew Hawkins fast, and then there's me. #ImFast #ShredForLyfe #GladIDidntSlapThatBag

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Still not as warm as Cali

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

I miss the fourth stall

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

So pissed I'm missing coachella. #coachellafornia

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

@TheKatherKid cool dude. I had an AWESOME break too. I went to Jackson hole. Not as good as mammoth tho in case you were wondering.

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Just enjoying this regular old Sunday!

[Alex Hoffman @shitalechofsays]

The pizza place were at was just featured on the Food Channel #imfamous #theownerwenttomyhighschool