The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough

Terps by a billion 🐢

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

WE ALL were dipping our balls into orange juice in 2020

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Only Philly fans could convince themselves the home run derby was rigged

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Imagine your country getting put in the cuck chair this hard.

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

As we close Q2 today, the biggest lesson I’ve learned in 2026 so far is that all Canadians are bad people.

2026 Winter Olympics, MLB All Star Voting, Drake exists, and the World Cup.

Subjugation seems to be the only option at this point.

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

The worst guy you know is ranking NFL schedule release videos rn

“Yo the chargers media team cooked bro that shit was so funny 😭”

“Nah bro the jets video lowkey sucked it didn’t have enough memes in it”

Get fucking real

[Villanova MBB @NovaMBB]

Final.

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

They left out the Terps??????

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Gutting through any pain at the dentist office to try to impress the hot dental hygienist cleaning my teeth.

Whole time I’m sitting in that chair looking like a fucking fish struggling to breathe out of water.

#Shewantme

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Yo @iamwesmoore hit my line I got some ideas

We should collab big bro🔥

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Holy awesome

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

@threezus333 I am boiling with rage

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Accidentally brewed myself a cup of cider instead of coffee at the office coffee maker because I’m too fucking stupid to read a label.

And my football lost in the most spectacular way last night in front of the whole country.

What’s the fucking point?

#MondaysAmiright

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Lost most of my bets today but the nightcap is looking decent.

Time to throw up some absolute bricks on Hinge.

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Rain when I die.

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

I’m putting my fucking life on the line to make up for the $50 price on this buffet.

Shrimp, oysters, scallops, beef, pork, bread, it don’t matter, it’s going in.

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Baked, staring into the unfathomable darkness of the ocean at night.

Yes, I should go raid the pantry and watch full broadcast reruns on the ACC network.

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Are there any vacuum-mouthed succubus whores located in Duck, NC tonight?

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

@espn Probably best that we keep Penn State away from young children

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

Just got my security deposit back, any ladies out there looking to take advantage of a vulnerable white boy this weekend?

[The Grand Poobah of Stackin Dough @shitass909]

@bilboswagginsyo Type shit twin