Shit Bravo455 Says

we play destiny and teabag our own. and sometimes say really, really stupid things

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C: I'm gonna die.... there are three dudes here all popping their poles

#Destiny2 #destinythegame #mayhem

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L: I have a super, let me clear this wave
(Gt: Bigdaddy runs ahead into a wave)

L: Nooooooo Daddy, let me
(Pause)

L: ...wait no I never want to say that again

#Destiny2 #destinythegame #seraphtowers #oops #accidentalawkward

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"I want to upgrade my bunker so I can get a heavy frame"
"I have a hairy frame! ...wait"
*awkward silence*
"Listen your personal grooming habits are none of my business..."

#destinythegame #seraphbunkerproblems #Destiny2

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What the hell? This guy just bunny hopped over my shoulder charge. I feel emasculated.

#Destiny2 #ironbanner

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Well, stop trying to get hammer kills whole I'm fisting.... That sounded weird

#destinythegame #ironbanner

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Available now!
#Destiny2Shadowkeep

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O; have you never had a Capri sun? They have this tiny hole for you to shove your straw into...
K: that's what she said?
O: ...and then you turn it over and shove it in the bottom
K: .... that'swhatshesaid???
O:...
O:....
O:....*long suffering sigh*
#Destiny2 #justqueueingthings

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d: "alright, so are you takin it or am I?"
n: "no, you're taking it the whole time"
#destinythegame #crotasend #raidnight

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"I feel like 'man' is kinda gender neutral"

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C: there's another crate over here, it has more comfort bananas. And comfort wood. And comfort balls. It has all your comfort needs

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K: I found a crate, I'm seeing what's in it
K: it's a banana. I'm never letting go of the banana. It's a comfort banana
S: *snort*
C: ...
C: phrasing kat

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K(while capping a point): I have an asshole, I have an asshole!
K: ok, got em
Everyone else: .....
O: doesnt everyone?

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J: that's deep and wide
C: that's what she said
K: ...it's rude to talk about your mother like that

#Destiny2 #ironbanana #sorrynotsorry

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K: it's really weird though, I keep going into the forge rather then the launching bay
J: ...is that because you have your x and y buttons switched?
K: *long silence*
K: *long silence*
K: no of course not why would you say that

#AnthemGame #fuckme

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"it's actually impressive how much I stuffed into a small hole..."
"That's what she said"
"....aw fuck, wait no, shit goddammit"
"Haha :D"

#Destiny2

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"What gun are you using?"
"Thunderlord. It's my favorite sniper rifle"
"I think that's the most titan thing I've heard you say."

#Destiny2 #thunderlord #justtitanthings

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"So while you're still coming... Oh wait, oh no, shit"
"While I'm still coming eh?"
"YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT"

#minecraft #fml