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If they pointed a gun to your head,

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If a shrimp grows really, really, really big, does it become a lobster? I mean in terms of evolution.

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Can turtles breathe underwater?

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How do you spell putting? *types pudding into google*

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"Aqua museum"

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i tell myself i am human half circle every night

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0.5 ln(2x) = ln(x)
- a UC Berkeley Math graduate

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I got into grad school lol

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I bet if you look through 7 billion people, there's probably one who can run a marathon holding their breath.

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can this lucian be less fucking toxic you piece of trash go die in hell. If you ks me 1 more time I''m going to poi your ass

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There's some chemicals going on here.

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"zuchichini"

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how do I fucking square a number in java

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Wait, you're an American, right? You have a gun, don't you?

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Does the [bald eagle] have hair on its head?

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Is the eagle like America's mascot or something?

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biever

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Does Bill Clinton have a wife?

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do you want to work for NASA so your code can actually kill someone?

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See that? That's my dick.

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If you get hired, can they fire you?