Shit Bird

ive had this account since I was 15

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

Just remember, people in Colombia are fucking Donkeys.

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

That is all

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

Remember when Fish Tiddies

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

It's like 11 now

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

I've had this twitter account since I was 15 😂😂😂😂 ffs that was 7 years ago! As if! 😭😭😭😭

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

😂 dafuq! The Salty snot of hell . #nothanks #pass

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

When she's a squirter

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

I slipped on one of my son's toys today. My knee married the tiles. Brutal. #ow #bruised #clumsy #af

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

I'm looking at guys and not seeing any I'm attracted to. I'm looking at girls and I see many I'm attracted to.

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

When someone tries to insult me by calling me "fat". Bro, I do BBW porn. Being fat gets me money 😂 it's the weakest insult. #tryagain

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

friends got jobs,house, people getting married, I'm over here folding my toilet paper in to perfect squares so I don't get fudge fingers

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

Long time no see

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

I've had this account since I was 16, nothings changes. I still want to kill myself. 😂 #bpd #2017

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

"how's your summer going"

[Shit Bird @shitbirdbarry]

I hate when people say "that's so gay" #stopsaying #thatssogay

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

I WANT ONE

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

if u aren't givin ur homies cheek kisses u aren't real homies

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Yawn in the club to see who's checkin you out.

[MTV NEWS @MTVNEWS]

Drake and Josh broke up https://t.co/u0B7iGjns5