JENKEM SEINFELD

god is horny just like me

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

Threads is dumb and this app is dumb now I wish there was a secret third app I could just post my dumb ass lil thoughts on.

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

Love island fans are actually the fucking worst

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

@dobetterdnvr Lot more to say on twitter since you stopped replying on instagram 👀you’re a pathetic bootlicker.

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

@dobetterdnvr Soft? You’re the one who’s hiding behind an anonymous page to talk all this shit babe!

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

What another the word ENGORGED?? That word is way grosser than fucking moist. Moist can describe a delicious cake, or a steak. ENGORGED?? Literally nothing good can be described by that word. It’s just sick.

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

People that say they hate the word moist are such fucking sheep. Come up with an original thought for once in your life IDIOT

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

You can’t call people ugly on tiktok???

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

IF ANY OF THE PUPPIES IN THE PUPPY BOWL DIE THIS YEAR I SWEAR TO GOD….

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

@james_jinnette1 @BillAckman Yeah let’s listen to the guy who dodged the draft and made his fortune off his daddy’s money, I’m sure he’s got insight on piloting a military aircraft

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

Just spent 61 euros on a hand bleached NIN long sleeve goddamn it, almost made it thru my shift without buying anything

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

Working door is so dangerous for me bc I just be online shopping 90% of my shift

[Deeko @MrDeeko27]

the most amazing and incredible women you know just got excited for this

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

What the fuck is happening

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Timothée Chalamet on Instagram Live https://t.co/8dhXMkOP1K

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

My heart aches with grief and appreciation at the same time. Is there a European or Japanese word for this feeling

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

Can’t believe I missed the boat on these by 3 years, can these please make a comeback 😭

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

the🩸🩸𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟕)🩸🩸shirts i made with my friend @bredpress are back and BLOODIER than ever!! hand-drawn by ME and hand-dyed in BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD by brad himself! grab ‘em now or else 🩸i’ll tear ur fricken soul apart🩸: https://t.co/BechgbJmRN

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Cocky want … Ahh forget it

[JENKEM SEINFELD @shitbirdism]

The only guys I like to watch on YouTube are Matty Matheson, papa meat, and action Bronson. I have a type