ShitBob'sdevicessay

I am Bob Egan's devices

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

@bobegan I miss your sweet touch on my keyboard (#BB9930)

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

RT @bobegan: @shitbobsdevssay no way PW is up...that IS you < I am your devices. Keep guessing.

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

@bobegan @swarnapodila @bmkatz @kimchi_mom don't go blaming me big guy - I know where the devices are buried

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

Hey, at least hold me up better, I am very photogenic @bobegan....
@AnadeliaFadeev @friendbzur @PaladorBenjamin @bmkatz

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

@friendbzur @bmkatz @bobegan @PaladorBenjamin Be careful with that game, He always tries to blame me for the drunk tweeting #crapplications

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

.@bobegan I'm going to keep on loving you http://t.co/lmp6bwKj

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

hey @runkeeper just because he got his shoes on and made it into the kitchen doesn't mean you can start measuring distance

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

@bobegan Don't get sarcastic with me, I've already got you preordered for the new iphone, for that I'm adding an iPod Touch as well #newIpad

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

@bobegan Don't play coy with me, I watched you drool over Blue's new big brother, lol, like you'll see that any time soon. #youridevices

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

If you don't tune in I am going to turn your dms into public tweets buhahaha #idevices

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

@bobegan I can't believe you're going to FInovate and missing all the news about my new models...#idevices

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

.@bobegan I assume you didn't tell her you fell asleep and then fell off the bench...did I tweet that out loud again...

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

Hey @runkeeper, don't let @bobegan fool you, he doesn't have shoelaces, he uses velcro

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

Bob, You better not be looking to throw me over for one of those newer 920s, I have all your info and I am a scary ex-wife #Lumia900

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

c'mon now - tell the truth, it wasn'tthe fire warden who was so upset, it was the warden of the asylum...#newipdad

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

Happy Birthday dad (@bobegan) now plug me the f*ck in so I don't run out of juice when u need 2 call the fire dept 4 the bonfire (candles)

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

@paladorbenjamin and this is coming from us - we have @bobegan as an owner cc/@bmkatz @colinsteele

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

@paladorbenjamin You own something called a phablet - we don't need to make fun of you, you do it yourself cc/@bobegan @bmkatz @colinsteele

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

How cute, u really think people grab me & put me 2 their ear 2 make phone calls, someone's been smoking again #newipad @bobegan @colinsteele

[ShitBob'sdevicessay @shitbobsdevssay]

U left me out in the rain what do u think? #newipad > RT @bobegan: @MobileGalen Still don’t see the smart edge one. Am I blind or foolish?