Shit Buffy Says

He has a girlfriend, challenge accepted.

[Shit Buffy Says @ShitBuffy]

I have the worst heartburn from that 12 dollar menchies #shitbuffysays

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In most causal voice ever: sometimes I go to the bar and I don't even like make out with anyone.
🙈

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That was the saddest I had been last year.
No that's a lie
When my parents called me fat.
THAT was the saddest.

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ITS GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING TINDER!

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Are you wearing lipstick to Starbucks?
DUH. #shitbuffysays

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Can we go inside? My poop is prairie doggin' #shitbuffysays 💩

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Even if Channing Tatum sat on my face right now I would be like yooooo move over and pass me the chips #shitbuffysays

[Shit Buffy Says @ShitBuffy]

Talking about drunken 7/11 taquitos: "those tostitos were so good last night" #ShitBuffySays

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First question to our new roommate...
Do you masturbate? #ShitBuffySays

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On Christmas Day…..
Whats the date today? #ShitBuffySays

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He has a girlfriend….
Challenge accepted. #ShitBuffySays

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He probably had like a 1998 Toyota Civic #ShitBuffySays

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Talking about wasabi,
"This avocado is sooo spicy" #ShitBuffySays @specialblen

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Talking about cirque du soleil "O",
Is it called O cause Oprah's in it? #ShitBuffySays

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"What does a motion detector detect?" #ShitBuffySays

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Look at the rabbits!
I wonder where they sleep…….. #ShitBuffySays

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Buff, he probably has a tiny dinky.
His credit card will make up for it. #ShitBuffySays