kayla blen

Notoriously bad at suck and blow

[kayla blen @specialblen]

@braydenmccall chick sounds weird af

[kayla blen @specialblen]

You can catch flies with honey. But you can catch more hunnies being fly. 😎🍯

[kayla blen @specialblen]

@NIVXK_VNVR, @meat_missile sometimes I dabble.

[kayla blen @specialblen]

"I didn't know there was milk in pizza?" -Murman to me telling him my antibiotics don't work if I eat dairy.

[kayla blen @specialblen]

Just bought zig zags a bic and a red bull. Total: 6.66$

[kayla blen @specialblen]

@Netflix invented that suggestion thing for when you are too baked #thanksnetflix #dontmakesecisionswhilesauced

[kayla blen @specialblen]

@braydenmccall sounds like kullar

[kayla blen @specialblen]

But didn't get bic'd once #rare

[kayla blen @specialblen]

@Grabs93 reppin one of my favorite hoodies today, wish you got to come home but this is a close second buddy.

[kayla blen @specialblen]

@Iamnotsix Murman is the spider killer

[kayla blen @specialblen]

Found a spider in my bed. Went to get the spider killer... Lost it. #nosleeptonight

[kayla blen @specialblen]

Our house party got outta hand #somebodyflippedacar #car2go

[kayla blen @specialblen]

"He was playing chel and I was feedin him banana bread because that's how he demanded it." #bestgirlfriendever @hrenks

[kayla blen @specialblen]

Wasted fort making to eat pizza and watch zoolander #notbadyou

[kayla blen @specialblen]

There's always that one guy that thinks heroin is cool.

[kayla blen @specialblen]

Google maps is the biggest duster in the league #wherethefuckiscanadiantireyouliar

[kayla blen @specialblen]

@dawadae @NIVXK_VNVR @Iamnotsix #foreveryoung #fuckyouall

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Prius driver: "I get 70 MPG. What do you get?"
Me: "Laid."
Merica.

[kayla blen @specialblen]

The effects of roommates alcoholism @CarleyLantz

[kayla blen @specialblen]

Lives in a house of girls and is the one watching the OC