Shit Brett Says

Just a few words of wisdom from the man himself.. @BMRocco

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

“So you ever been to that Costco? Ok so you know the pizza..... you know the hotdogs..... so take that hotdog.. wrap it in the pizza.. and.. oh shit... that’s what you want right there” #itswhatyouwant

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

Brett: "oh fuck me!"
*sock is off on the floor*
-how did that even happen?
#shitbrettsays #moonwalk

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

*makes weird face*
"What's up Brett?
"oh nothing, was just doing some math in my head."
"Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
"it didn't make sense..."

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

*sitting by the wall at party*
Hey remember all the little kittens at Lyndon's??.... Yeah their all dead

#partytalk #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"Yeah I don't know how to google... That's why I just use my mind" #mindpower #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

Brett:"and then he said I bet you could suck a bend out of a river"
Other:"not sure what that means"
Brett:"yeah me either.. I just laughed"

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"Man I don't think I could be an onion farmer.... Id just be crying all the time"
#lunchtimethoughts #goodfoodmakesgoodfood #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"Pineapple? That's more like a Sunday sorta meal" #chefgordanmckenna #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"See if you take a mouse and put it in a.. In like that thing.. Like a.. Maze and then you look at it, it's gonna look lost" #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"She looks kinda clueless right now, she looks like a, like a lost mouse" #huh? #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"Wow that was really emotional, anyone else?" #yougotusbrett #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

*gives wedding speech during random party* "see good thing you were here for that, it was beautiful" #yourbeautiful #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"Do you even know where old people like sit? In like chairs with wheels and that!" #thanksbrett #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"Where do the kitties go at night?" #latenightthoughts #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"Just put your mouth on there and suck it like your moms nipple!" ...."I'm sorry... That was inappropriate..." #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

Person - "Brett go fuck yourself"

Brett - " yeah I will later!" #shitbrettsays @BMRocco

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

...when life gives you lemons... Squeeze lemons #isthatso #FormationWorldTour #singleladies #andshitbrett

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

Thirs..ty.. Oh how does that go.. Your thirsty, me too, what are you doin Sunday come over and I'll buy you a Sunday..#pardon #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"Well that depends... Tampons.." #notevensureaboutthisone #shitbrettsays

[Shit Brett Says @shitbybrett]

"One spoon.... One opportunity..."
#cardsmakebrettweird #shitbrettsays