samukbang

views are my own. argumentative on twitter, hot irl. she/her

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10.05.2025

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@pattyb_kid or take the j!

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@WedgeJerrod @vsanta @schwarzposter_ “most recently filed federal or state tax return”

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i feel super pathetic about having an existential crisis kickstarted by having to put my cat down but all the people crying about the pied e terre tax does actually help a lot

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@VanyaWright @notchrisvolpe thats the alternative to submitting your tax return, which is far easier since every single adult has to keep them for other reasons anyway. unless you don’t file in NYS this would take 5 minutes max

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@AreisNY1 @jonjonpoi2 @crosstown_line i’m doing juuuuuust fine, ur the one whining

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@AreisNY1 @jonjonpoi2 @crosstown_line and why should we want to reward your selfishness within our tax policy? either pay the bill or move. we don’t care how you feel.

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people deserve more consideration than dogs, even your dogs, and even small people. you are gross.

[gremlin @chokeyourself__]

also btw I don’t think you have to bring your snotty, screaming crotch gremlin to the coffee shop and let it cough and scream while it shits up it's back and fills the diaper with piss around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. have coffee at home

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@Kiitannextdoor this is my first time being a victim of these bots omf

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someone pls tell me i can just write “20%” on the tip line on the check and the POS system will do the math for me

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Was signing a check at a restaurant just now and it unlocked a memory of an old coworker explaining to me that he always tipped like 170% because “they can’t actually add it to the bill when you write it”

[samukbang @shitbysam]

me: “i saw abella danger getting a sandwich at the ocky way deli”

my husband: “who’s abella danger?”

well played

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this actually aligns with the shittification of everything else when u know this; there are sensors under the window averaging each wait time, and stores are penalized for long wait times. they’re literally just making it policy to keep the avg time down

[Mike Dizzll @mikedizzll]

It’s crazy to me that McDonald’s was fast food for like 50 years without an issue, and now 99% of the time they have you pull around and park to wait ten mins for your food.

What happened? Automation is better and the employees got slower. All while getting paid more. Makes no sense.

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@prettycritical thank you for convincing me to actually listen. ur right. it’s adorable and actually pretty thoughtfully written

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it’s become borderline annoying that my bad texter friends have to waste time apologizing for taking so long to answer, when i know they are bad texters and if it was urgent i would’ve called them - this is called being loved

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

the craziest thing about being an adult is that there is a certain point where you have to stop making excuses for friends who are bad texters. it’s not a quirky character trait, but really telling that they’re not willing to put effort into your friendship.

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@baroque_bitch @ceaubin i got married in october so haven’t wedding planned in months and my feed still hasn’t fully filtered out allllllllllllll the wedding content

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@adastroworld it’s poison, you can’t argue with the science. obviously alcohol is solving some problems for you now, but it’s going to only create more down the line.

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@adastroworld why would you be willing to give up alcohol for someone else’s wellbeing rather than your own? i don’t know how to type this in a way that feels kind so please know i mean it kindly but this feels like a self worth issue. you have to pick you first

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oh my god this was a quarterly fundraiser at my school district growing up - $10 to show up at the high school, be babysat by the high school kids and play games. props to mamdani for funding it fully?!

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

We've turned into a nation of single moms, who think the government should be their husbands.

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@aelita1917 yea i legitimately could not cry on ssris like my body wouldn’t let me even if i technicall felt like it i also feel nothing, it was a very disturbing feeling

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@Brilliand__ @Hopperfan @christieistie @wil_da_beast630 if ur job had emergencies at the same frequency as babies need care for months - years throughout the night, you would quit and find a better job. it’s not comparable in the slightest and you’re being quite obviously disingenuous

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@Brilliand__ @Hopperfan @christieistie @wil_da_beast630 but you are on call for 24 hours, after working for 16. children are notoriously the worst demographic at sleeping through the night and your point ignores that completely