Caitlin

Caitlin

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Wait if you drink too much wine, does it even get you drunk anymore?? #winegasm

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

I just have so much relaxing that I need to do.

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

When I’m drunk I can fart out loud because I won’t remember being embarrassed 😂 #buttmud

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

What is called when you....
...ugh what’s the word...
Oh I got it!! Lead!!
#trumpProbs

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

The people in our neighborhood want us to drive slower, but I’m single. And I’m in a hurry. #hurrytobethirsty

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Let's churn our own butter

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Is this what guys want on weekends? #thirsty

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

She's super famous and I'm kinda famous

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

I don't think he was the one for you, so I'm not mad about it.

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

How do you spell Surburbia? Soooo and Burbia?

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Cait: Do you know this hot guy named Fred?
Dude: no
Cait: he’s hot,... Fred
#meetTheFlinstones

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

I don’t really do any activity when I poo 💩 #buttmud

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Guys, let’s have a bumble photo shoot. I’m ready #thirsty

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Eyebrows; it's like HAIR!!!

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

How do you spell dyed? D-U-I?? #spellingbee

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Before we leave can we split a pbr?

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

3 dicks 1 butt hole lolololol omg brb haha tbh #yolo

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Sometime I just hiccup.... and it hurts. #gagreflex

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Cait: How's your new Asian roommate?
Kind Stranger: he's Mexican

[Caitlin @shitcaitspeaks]

Wait, what time are we going to boners?!?!