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Brexiting the cultural centre of Europe.

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who wants jelly in their milk

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Benedict cum rag

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Imagine, you’re a coke addled architect (snake oil salesman) but all of your pots and pans are from ikea.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I can’t believe I’m actually watching a yacht sink

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Are you quite well? (derogatory)

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Are you eating chips on the bin?

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Behind every gay woman, there is an assistant.

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Abusers without borders

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Abusers with a view

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Abusers without vision

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Oh god not the smoke machine

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Dolce de face burn

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Pimple potpourri

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Everything either wrapped in fish, char grilled and skinned or hard boiled and cut on the bias around here

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People who say legesh-slate-tion 🥴

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not sure who needs to hear this but padded headbands are over

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Summer 2020 vibes is what was the Vatican

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DONT TRUST GEORGETTE

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I LOVE TWITTER

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Why straight ppl keep saying “u look good man”?