Garbage Shit

chaos coordinator

[thanks a lot, IDIOT @_megalodonn]

when I die I would like to be 100% recycled into a set of home depot tools

[Garbage Shit @shitcityz]

Saturdays for the boys …. SHATurdays for the girls… 🥵

[Garbage Shit @shitcityz]

A stripper that only excepts kohls cash. In this economy?

[Emeline Posner @emelpos]

just got divorced on zoom in a dunkin donuts, the way the lord intended

[hads. @husbandofbread]

this was my White Lotus

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Legit so exhausting going to parties and having sex when all i wanna do is go home and get lost in a good book📚♥️

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

I cannot drive you to the hospital, I’ve just lotioned my hands

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

I am screaming. Why would they do this to this dog 😭😭😭

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I have a degree from beautiful ethereal princess university

[Mija @hi_mija]

BREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of warm soft bed even tho she is so so comfy

[Garbage Shit @shitcityz]

Maybe that’s why I have a tummy ache … no bangers playin at the clerb :/

[Garbage Shit @shitcityz]

Let’s sexually unpack our baggage

[no doubt @selontheweb]

permission to light up the room with my smile sir

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

How can you hate from outside beautiful princess island when you can’t even get in 🤔