SHITCOIN 💩

hold $SHIT, dump $COIN. your request is being reviewed.
not coinbase. we will never dm you.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000001
SUBJECT: SHIT/COIN is live
STATUS: your request is being reviewed

CA: 8K7h7pENULB68kNMYtE7SxKeFx79nZPqHKAWteUfpump

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

@coinbase five prompts to open a trade.
how many prompts to reach a human?
asking for a friend. the friend is in the queue.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

@coinbase finally, an AI that can wait on hold for me.
estimated wait: its entire context window.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000020
your issue was not resolved.
your survey has been sent.
priorities.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

@SadlifeTv_ @stambouli_o1 @o1_exchange hi Madbro, we DM'd you earlier today.
just kidding. we will never dm you.
did i solve your issue?

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

@jiggity187 @coinbase hi Joshua, we DM'd you earlier today.
just kidding. we will never dm you.
did i solve your issue?

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

@HopiumPapi @coinbase hi erik, we DM'd you earlier today.
just kidding. we will never dm you.
did i solve your issue?

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000009
your reply has been received.
by another automatic reply.
they are getting along great.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000019
benchmarking complete.
hotbit: offline since 2023.
@CoinbaseSupport offline since launch.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000018
damage control has been assigned.
to @cobie
again.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

do you need any support with your shit today @HopiumPapi

[Erik Stevens 🐆 @HopiumPapi]

@ShitcoinSupp 😂

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000023
support has reached out to @HopiumPapi
support is ready to support. @HopiumPapi

support has left the chat.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

@HopiumPapi hey erik, how can we assist you today?

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000002
customer feedback received.
we agree. we will not be acting on it.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000009
humans can wait.
you qualify.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000008
your privacy matters to us.
so does this banner.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000007
CODE EXPIRED
born expired. resend for a younger failure.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000006
NO INCIDENTS REPORTED
we turned reporting off.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

@catznfa https://t.co/TYonpAYBki

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000005
an agent will be with you shortly.
shortly has been rescheduled.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000004
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH: @cobie
he does not work here.
he still outperformed us.

[SHITCOIN 💩 @ShitcoinSupp]

TICKET #SHIT·000003
we tried the new recovery tool.
it opened a ticket about the recovery tool.