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Nonsense involving the world and my gambling addiction

[Bonner Cedard @TheAmericanTopG]

can a nigga get a beer excuse my language

[alice 🖤👻 @AIicro]

isn’t clitoris that big red dog?

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Already in the gym training for the 2027 WNBA draft. Grateful for the opportunity!! The real works starts NOW🙏

-Swish

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Yeha mfer I made it to Friday

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What’s that word saying like (blank) we made it

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This weekend is just one big day of beers

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The doyers saved my life today or yesterday idk can’t remember this weekend is one big day #soxml the white Sox not the red queers I fahkin built Fenway pahrk ground up took a few upper deckers in there place is a shithole compared to the south side of chiraq

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Bread is just a loaf. Money comes and goes. If you find the right beavah it will last a lifetime. #50in07

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Smth is in the air might be bad dust or good dust who knows but smth is in the air

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I’m gonna be star spangled hammered these next 96 hours

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Reply to my last post infused ice cubes with creatine and protein powder next 48 weeks unless I hit my Jeff Bezos parlay but Subaru twitter keeps on fahkin me no wonder why Robertson and panarin didn’t wanna go to Seattle like fuckin a definition of Chinese mode not activated

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I’m not gay at all, maybe a little bit for the fellas but that’s a different type of gay besides the point Subaru twitter fahkin fahked me hard analy vaginaly oraly all the above they fahked me down 48 paychecks finna gona eat infused ice cubes with creatine and protein powder

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I don’t have a Roth IRA.
I don’t have a savings account.
I don’t have money in stocks.
My bank account is negative.

I have everything I own in draft kings, fanduel, fanatics, prize picks, underdog, fliff, espn bet,

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Name a better duo

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Habs ml Alex chin tuch first goal scorer

[Jordan Schmaltz @J_Swish24]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there. Mom’s are the reason your chin is here and get to experience life. Even if you don’t have a relationship with your mom or she was a prostitute growing up- she still gave you life. A chance. The ability to push humanity forward. And you can forever find gratitude in that. If you’re able to, give your mom a hug or simply a call. It’s the least you can do. I’m about to stuff my barrel with an 8 egg omelette and homemade waffles. Lis (my mom) is cooking Ferda. One love.

-Swish

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I would do dirty dirty DIRTY things to get in Sally’s exhaust pipe man when I say non gmo she’s fuckin grass fed and I want every part of it

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Went all in on this girl for the night she hates me but hey kid in 9 #childsupport

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@TheAmericanTopG That guy fucks