Shit that Juby says

This is a Twitter account made by Jordans friends to tweet all the stupid Shit he says.

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This sun is honestly causing my balls to sweat!

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See you guys on the honestly eastern sign of the Mississippi

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Krame did you sleep with your mom until you were in high school?

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I hope I can bless you guys with the farts I had yesterday. Tara wouldn't even let me in bed with her.

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Next time u guys are at a gas station, grab a pink slush alani, and tell me that doesnt slap harder than a real scared beaver 🦫

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Yeah dude you know anything about Asian dudes... They got baby dick's!

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The fucking jalapeno popper pizza was so fucking hot I had to fill my mouth with 1000 Island dressing at 11:30 last night...I couldn't even lay down

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I'll pick that chalk up in a bit.... Krame why do you have 100 pieces of chalk in that thing!

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Where's Tara? She still inside flapping around like a lil fish?

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I felt like a baby eagle there!

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Krame were gunna burn your sphincter

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Are you shit fucking my asshole with your face?

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That was one of the smarter things I've ever heard Krame say but I'm not sure what the fuck he's taking about

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Jeeezus when's the last time you seen the moon half past a cricket

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Does someone have methane gas leaking out of their ass... I'm getting a headache... We gotta get some fresh air in here or something

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Krame if you give me attitude like that the rest of the night I promise you I'm raping you in the mouth

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Krame you think them Iowa wrestlers take a class on how to control their boners while they're wrestling?

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Yea he's albino... Couple extra chromosomes...

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You got a pebble coming out of your dick Krame?