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Life is better without context.

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this chat is known to contain materials which cause cancer

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"excuse me, are we shipping unit tests or a game?"

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Ohio: Where the opiods flow like water, and the water burns like gasoline

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time to make a rail road tycoon sim with chemical derailments and man made horrors beyond my imagination

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amazon is stupid.

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I assume from your silence that everyone in the bay area is now deceased

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he runs his bedroom like he runs his companies

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using uno reverse card to climb the corporate ladder and become CEO

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"we are go for tanking" <squeeze pump handle>

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Tweet "'drop table users" daily until it works

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Words cannot describe how deeply I despise PG&E

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High inflation naturally leads to a large number of wives

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Why don't the senior engineers simply eat the junior engineers to become staff engineers? <:omicron:914040345745051648>

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I need more bonus rooms in my life

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I'll pay anyone any amount of money to make me feel good about spending large amounts of money

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giant ball for prez

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The man demands answers

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g'day Paul, we've got a shiela that needs wrasslin' and you're just the right c*nt to help us out, waddya say m8?

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By this logic, there are like 4 countries: China, Mexico, Denver, and Europe

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javascript doesn't have enough floating point precision to deal with the money lost to crypto scams

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There are few people I'd hate more than Elon Musk. Elon Musk makes bullets seem delicious