Shite_lyrics_jay

Exposing the shite lyrics from 50 years (or so) of popular music.

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@tymboyszn 119

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@HarriermanPhil @Icelass @exitthelemming @AdrianEdmondson @MWGoneFishing I thought I was the only one who noticed that! It's like no-one even checked!
The distinct lack of humour will prevent SAAGB being anywhere near as watchable as GF in my opinion.
It's almost depressing at times, even.

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@rugbyontnt In a word. No.
In a few more: Why on earth would you do that? OK I do understand that half of the NE of USA think they're Irish (the other half think they're Italian) but no. Please no.

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@GolfGawd2026 @GolfChannel Does claret beer exist?

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@MacksoodMark @PengeMarco Oh and by the way, it's spell wrongly. Not spell wrong.
(An own goal at the end there from you makes it:
Marco 3 - 0 You!)

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@MacksoodMark @PengeMarco We English speakers use practise as a verb. You clearly don't.
Marco is correct. You're not.

Realise is English too, whereas realize is Americanised.

Result:
Marco 2 - 0 You.

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@hedwar1d @PengeMarco The English speakers among us (including Marco) use practise as a verb. Marco is correct. You're not.

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@FondOfBeetles I was stopped once at night by the police. I had to show them the TWO (deceased not diseased!) badgers in the sack over my shoulder. (I'm a zoologist. The badgers were for the old MAFF).

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@Bamfordgolf I can't get on Sahith again.
Not after the final round at Sawgrass.
All he needed to do was go round in 2 over and I'd have won £900 on a 5 man top 20 acca.
But he & he alone let me down. All of the other 4 top 13.

Immediate & permanent post it note of doom.

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@GolfBetting #gbscomp #gbsmajorcomp

Masters: Patrick Reed
US PGA: Justin Rose
US Open: Collin Morikawa
THE Open: Tommy Fleetwood

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@NeilHumphreys No one *else* was allowed to enter the hall during his speech nor exit the room during his speech.
This is the reason noone walked out.

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@DannyDenay They haven't for a reason. No one *else* was allowed to enter the hall during his speech nor exit the room during his speech.
Unfortunate.

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@MartinSLewis Inflammable.
People think this means not flammable, not burnable, (like invisible or insolvent) but it actually means the item can burst into flames *without* ignition.

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@wattothehut Spot on!

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@mvbooks2 @rugbyontnt @ThePWR Oh dear

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@EEaglesFilms @rugbyontnt Oh dear.

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@secondcity72 @BristolBears @allianz_stad I was there in 1983.
And 2004.
And in 2025!!!!

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@iaincartergolf Morning Iain. Love your podcast. Would love to email you all & comment but I can't find a CFP email address anywhere? Can you advise please.
Many thanks Doug

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