Mike Dixon

[Mike Dixon @shitereviews]

@ChronicleLive #newvslei #nufc #CarabaoCup with the squad seemingly depleted in certain areas, I've gone for two @HecoDubravka Also the app messed up so I had to put Muto in manually. At worst we'll get a 0-0. There's only two Martin Dubravkas.

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@ticope87 He's a crap manager. Is that not enough?

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@ChronicleNUFC I hope this is the final nail in the coffin. Underwhelming doesn't cut it. #ashleyout @nufc @SportsDirectUK @binzayed_group

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#nufc please not David Moyes, please not David Moyes. I'd rather my mam took over and she hasn't got a sodding clue about football.

[Mike Dixon @shitereviews]

Incredible stats from @BBCSport 100 goals per minute. That's more than 1 goal every second. Hard to fathom how quick Marta is.

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@NewcastleEagle Rahmon Fletcher, what a performance!

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@DoritosUK I can't even contemplate dipping my chips in this. What is that disgusting mess round the outside? 🤮

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@bmstores very disappointed in the bed I bought from your store for my toddler. It hasn't even lasted a year.

[Mike Dixon @shitereviews]

@SportsDirectUK #ashleyout #ifRafaGoesWeGo on yer bike Ashley. Lift my depression and sod off!

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@asda I didn't want to reseal my pasta anyway.

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@sportbible After 22 more years of hurt. Finally, #ItsComingHome #ItsComingHome #ItsComing #FootballsComingHome

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When is a #MacDonalds #happymeal not a #happymeal? When you get home and realise it's not in the bag. #crappymeal

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#ARGCRO #WorldCup Argentina's keeper just made a right Willy Caballero of himself. 🤣

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@walshybfc Wankers

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#ENG well what is the point of having #VAR if you're not going to use it. #HarryKane has literally been wrestled to the ground not once, but twice!!!

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Taking my boy to see Ned Sheeran in Newcastle tonight. How can he possibly compete with the @MfnH gig at the O2? Can't top Machine Fuckin Head!

[Mike Dixon @shitereviews]

@NevilleSouthall You played a howler in the Champions League Final? Well, I did not know that.

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@LorisKarius In defence of Karius, it's not often keepers get an assist... or two.

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@MfnH No nonsense: Just fuckin metal! Machine Head were tremendous at Newcastle tonight. Mind blown!

[Mike Dixon @shitereviews]

@SamsungMobile since the recent update, my phone and watch will not connect. Slowly, I am losing all concept of time and my tardiness when it comes to replying to texts continues to worsen. Help Me!