connor mcbride

these are the days of Connors’ lives

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

Just found out that if you want to bang a million people you have to live to be 85 and bang 40 people per day.

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

Instead of TOTB (think outside the box) how about TITA (think inside the attic)

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

Sexy slightly graying man followed by several large dogs is urban Tarzan

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

The problem isn’t being a hoe, be a classy hoe. Get your hoe shit together. #ana

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

In another episode of the days of Connors lives he had sex for dinner

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

Deadmau5’s 2016 album is absolute fire

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

“So there you’re wasting all your days looking for something that is right in front of you. And I just want them to notice you. And I will never let go of you.”

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

@teeraamomo So they don’t get torn off somehow in the fight

[Mas @iMA_SONofaBitch]

Never forget Mac Miller on Loiter Squad 😂💀

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

@TaylorHarder16 Might just be a human thing. I’m like that also

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

@suttle_doe Because that’s an awesome dream

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

“Always look on the brighter side of death. It is there it’s just harder to see.” Anna of Transylvania

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

Just D.E.N.N.I.S

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

@HollySand1 That’s disgusting

[Blake Lively @blakelively]

I’ve never understood the difference between baking soda and baking powder. Now the difference between pre-sifted all purpose flour and high grade cocaine, well that one’s obvious.

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

@wyatt_keahna I hate that

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

@lexiedoooley Dang

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

I’ll just leave this here

[connor mcbride @shitfentonsays]

Perfect by end sheeran is the 2018 version of hey there Delilah. Prove me wrong. These are the day of Connors lives.