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you used to suck your mothers titties

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quick reminder, your president elect is a butthurt orange cunt

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you spend a lot of money on shit you don't need, give some of it to a homeless person

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your life isn't where you want it to be, that's why you get upset with people you don't know on the internet

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your balls are a mess

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horses have massive dicks

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don't forget: eat a bag of dicks

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unless it's about to levitate or shoot fire out of its nose, nobody wants to see that video of your baby

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there are kids out there who play call of duty for a living & they make more in a day than you do in a month

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don't smile or laugh when you scratch your asshole in public

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chances are you'll die on a Friday, after a long shitty week at work, completely missing out on the weekend

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don't ejaculate into the sink, you nasty little shit

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friendly reminder: nobody gives a fuck about your baby

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your dog likes you because without you, they'll die. There's no real love there

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drink plenty of water so you can piss more frequently, thus allowing yourself more time to look at your junk

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if your mother gave birth to you naturally, every part of you has touched her vagina

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your death will go unnoticed

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your father has put his tongue in your mothers asshole