Shit Hai says

Hai is a Vietnamese immigrant who has lived in the States since high school. He's is in his mid 40s and works for a large networking company.

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"If are not going to pay me to drink, then why should I drink with you?"

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Level 3 Engineer calling Hai: I know you come and fix the problem.
Hai: Shit, I'm not Jesus!

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(After being asked if the Business Ethics Training had been completed) You just click it and it's done.

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(At a gentlemens bar) I'm not sure about that. I don't think I can go back.

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If you don't go through me, I don't do no shit.

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I want a breast on a bun

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I'm just kidding, I'm not gay.

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The chin hurts because the balls are bouncing back and forth.

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All you have to do is put a probe in your ass and we cut wind.

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Manager: Is that Juston?
Hai: That's just monkey in shorts.

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It's OK!.... A cougar is a cougar.

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It's going to LDAP to your server.

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(After an hour and a half mountain bike riding on roads and trails). I don't wanna go back in the woods!

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(After seeing a race car crash) He just got T-Bagged!

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How can I help you if you don't know what help you need?

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Why you call me?

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If you don't want to learn. Just escalate!

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Send me your paycheck!