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26 | dfw | she/her | idk | bedtime: 10:30 cst

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

all 5 arsenal players on when they need a winner 🤔

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

srry but i cant join in portugal hate watch today. nothing would make me happier than seeing a certain uzbek defender concede a hattrick to a washed up r*pist

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

srry but i cant join in portugal hate watch today. nothing would make me happier than seeing a certain uzbek defender concede a hattrick to a washed up r*pist

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

trying to put bias aside, gyok for alvarez makes zero sense from any perspective. cant imagine arteta making this decision

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Julian Alvarez Update

If you remember, I stated there was another attacker I chose to keep anonymous. That player was indeed Julian Alvarez. The reason I said it was sensitive was because one of our players (Gyökeres) was potentially involved but let me just provide the facts for Arsenal fans. To my understanding the following statements are 100% factual.

• The players dream is Barca (personal terms agreed already)
• Barca have always wanted Julian to go public with his desire to force Atleti's position
• Atleti are adamant they will not to sell to Barca and would rather sell abroad but it wont stop Barca from trying
• PSG to my understanding left the race due to Campos / Enrique not wanting a player who doesn’t absolutely prioritise them but I wont be shocked if they return due to the players quality
• Julian has been a target for Arsenal since last summer
• After our group stage game Arteta made it clear we must atleast be in the race for the Argentine
• I can 100% confirm Atleti have interest in Viktor Gyökeres
• Andrea Berta has maintained contacts with the camp since last summer and has explored 'different structures & mechanisms' to bring Julian Alvarez to North London in the recent months…
• Reports about 'the English weather' being a reason Julian and his family would not return to England are absolutely false.
• The player would be very open to joining Arsenal and has directly told us should his dream to Barca become impossible
• Arsenal are yet to officially formalise their interest but Atleti are well aware of our interest.

The situation is chaotic but my role is to provide the absolute facts to the best of my knowledge in real time not predict the future. Its difficult enough tracking Berta and his 1000 spinning plates technique, its even harder when he silently speaks to ex-colleagues at Atleti with whom he has a lot of trust with but I have presented the facts. Genuinely feel a lot of relief talking about this all as its been exhausting to track for 14 months. I need to sleep now as I have been awake all night contacting sources 😂

[Paris @goodyhilton]

A lot of mental health issues can be solved by isolating and lashing out at people

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

Mbappe telling the cleaners where to mop lmao this guy is so funny

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

everytime my coworker gets a new fish she shows me pictures of it and i go from the one on the right to the one on the left for just a brief moment

[Pure Angles @PureAngles]

Minutes per G/A at World Cup 2026:

18 → Saka
34 → Messi

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

becoming one of those tgirl hopecore accounts #watchthisspace

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

called my dad for fathers day and heard him say "give me one second, im talking to my daughter" to someone in the background 🥹

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

zubi on the bench makes me sad :(

[Yung Lean Brasil @yungleanbrasil]

Yung Lean e Bladee foram entrevistados pela Sveriges Radio após o jogo da Suécia e Yung Lean mandou um "Fuck Holland!"

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

enemies to lovers toxic yaoi

[h a n a @bukayocore]

hincapie and caicedo riding a scooter together i’m fucking crying

[あまね@GSF03 8組37 @amaneca711]

今夜のリーリヤちゃん
＃学マスFA

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

bought a new dress and it actually looks so pretty i think it cured my dysphoria for like the next 5 months

[★ @sivgif]

Wow

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

my sweedes :(

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

gyok really missing that world class defense rn

[charli く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @shitheaddog]

what are some good starter things to say for someone just getting into saying things?