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21 • they/them • bitter jew • the heel of spoken word poetry

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i wanted to say i dont want to live in a world where paige doesnt wrestle anymore but thats way too dark and would never do that to her she deserves better

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@sharko9000 honestly thats the exqct reason i purposefully left out Important Words like 'paper' and 'cutting paper' i want everyone 2 make this mistake

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finally went n bought a guillotine now i can actually be semi-professional who's proud of me i know i am

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@thelongestboy i am an UNBIASED BISEXUAL STATICIAN dont be rude (i luv oppressing myself)

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@thelongestboy i am not getting into this AGAIN there were stats and charts and graphs and it doesnt bang hard enough

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@communizegay it just doesnt bang as hard as it could i mean its a COMPETITIVE LIST i couldnt even put on any of the tracks about bathrooms and theyre BOTH incredible

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@communizegay getting bi is great but just not Good Enough for this list sorry there pup the STATS and CHARTS and GRAPHS do NOT LIE

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@techncpagan im gonna keep updating it as the series goes on too and G-D i luv myself

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i actually made a playlist so https://t.co/jfcHW1KY5v

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HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
the buzzing from the bathroom
the buzzing from the bathroom
the buzzing from the bathroom

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if anyone is interested this is a PROVEN list of the best crazy ex girlfriend songs IN ORDER:
1. oh my g-d i think i like you
1a. remember that we suffered (NOT FOR GOYS)
2. love kernels
3. gregs drinking song
4. the math of love triangles
5. friendtopia

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@asherjbaker nah mate 'is there spermicidal lubricant that can kill the fluttering in my heart' is the best line ever written

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@asherjbaker IS THERE AN
I U D
THAT CAN STOP THE IMAGE OF
YOU AND ME

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like noah fence but

'are there condoms that can prevent these feelings / is there spermicidal lubricant that can kill the fluttering in my heart / is there an IUD that can stop the image of you and me'

is the best verse ever written

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oh my g-d i think i like you from crazy ex girlfriend is the best song ever written i'll fite anyone who disagrees

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@gothicgarfield i love you too thank u for helping me be better as a promoter, a poet and a performer 💛💛💛

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@EmilyCanton2 💛💛💛💛

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guess i better get on jswipe n find me 10 jewish men

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p sure theres a dybbuk living in my bedroom nice