Samuel

where’s the money bitch

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[Samuel @shitheadsamuel]

at the club paying for my drink with coins

[Samuel @shitheadsamuel]

ash fell in my drink

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[kordell @lledrok]

niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game

[Samuel @shitheadsamuel]

my 2 bald ass coworkers arguing over who’s balder lmaooo

[𝕬𝕹𝕲𝕰𝕷 @awspxr]

Where's tha hot cougars @@@@

[Samuel @shitheadsamuel]

500 cigarettes

[Samuel @shitheadsamuel]

iphone type c charger be having loose hole

[sog @_sogz]

i dont need a cigarette i just want one

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Woke up Mexican again

[Vegeta @Vegeta]

i don't trust the government.

[Samuel @shitheadsamuel]

shiiii if i do it

[Samuel @shitheadsamuel]

I think that i’m tom cruise