Christ Woodhouse

[nothingelseon @nothingelseon]

That Glastonbury lineup! NME, 30 April 1994. #NME #MyLifeInTheUKMusicPress #1994

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@BigTomD Happy for you Geez. It’s been a while. Do another job with @thommckay and I’ll see you soon x

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You’re my favourite Liverpool band. Apart from The Real Thing.

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@martin_carr I’ve just watched a pretty shit documentary about 60 years of Liverpool music. That pertained to be not about the Beatles. Even though it was called Get Back. And most of the footage was The Beatles. Spent about 45 minutes talking about skiffle, then skirted over 50

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The Boo’s weren’t mentioned. I said to a group that If you were not mentioned that I’d throw my television out of the window. I don’t want to do that.

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@nickhobson25 @AndreaCowanSNP @katiec1314 @Tesco @Morrisons Tomato’s and lettuce? BB

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@simonday In And Out Burger.

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@KyleACooke Am I the only one seeing a giant vagina or an angry Meekon. Sorry if this has been posted before. I scrolled back for a minute or two.

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@soniccathedral @martin_carr @SiceBooRadleys For Tortoise Shell. Christ I’m shit at this.

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@soniccathedral @martin_carr @SiceBooRadleys I’m still searching for the chords for the verses. Playing it with a capo on the 5th fret. Intro sound amazing. I asked @martin_carr once, but it was 4am. Anyway, it’s one of my favourite Boo’s songs. Thanks for your time. I have got better stories.

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@ackerbob23 I welcome new friends. From America. With big racks. Bot Knocks.

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Masterchef is getting filthy #MasterChef #MasterChefUK

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@MrNormanBlake1 As outro’s go, it’s up there with The Concept.

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@elizabethalker To be honest the last year doesn’t really count. But even two years is too much. BLINDNESS!

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@pattestmat70 @GaryLineker Imagine reading The Daily Mail online.

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@AamerAlhamdany @chaz_nyc @jaketapper It’s in his Ass.

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I’m taking part in Brave the Shave to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support. Please support me and check out my shave page.

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Pointless isn’t on until 7pm today. Which has thrown my daily routine off.